Yesterday evening

at 6:08pm

Danger Boy

attempted a base jump from the kitchen chair.

The jump was great... poetic if you're a fan of falling.

The landing needed some work.

So we headed to the emergency room,

where they gave him

two stitches and an Orange Popsicle.

Time from fall to finish?

1 hour and 17 minutes.

Travel time included.

And the two stitches? There's only one left.

Danger Boy gave 'em all of 12 minutes...