(Please step aside nice positive attitude... this bad one has something to say.)

I have called every rental car agency in this smelly little town.

There is not a single car available.

I am amazed.

Some day (please be soon) I hope to look back on my time here, and chuckle.

And then breathe a sigh of relief.

A very deep sigh of relief, because the air won't smell like sulfur.

And then I'll spend the entire day outside enjoying it.

The end.